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Tag: Dogs

On Our Own

December 12, 2020December 12, 2020 tracykardLeave a comment

My wife left me. She’s visiting our grandkids and will come back next week, probably, but things are going to be rough around here until then. To survive, the kids and the dog and I created the following 7-day plan: Day 1: Stock up on toilet paper and hand sanitizer.Day 2: Carefully ration out our… Continue reading On Our Own →

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Christmas, Dogs, Family, Holidays, Humor, Marriage, Travel

Who’s a Good Boy?

May 30, 2020 tracykardLeave a comment

My dog goes to the door whenever he needs to use the bathroom. Since I don’t want to risk an accident, I always drop whatever I’m doing and let him out as soon as he starts barking. I usually don’t mind, though, because it gives me an excuse to break away from my computer and… Continue reading Who’s a Good Boy? →

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Dogs, Humor, Life Lessons, Pets

Cat Snacks

September 7, 2019September 7, 2019 tracykard6 Comments

A stray cat wandered into our backyard yesterday. Our dog, who is always eager to help the less fortunate, made multiple attempts to peacefully redirect it elsewhere. At least that’s how I like to think everything started. Regrettably, by the time I made it outside to see what all the commotion was about, diplomatic negotiations… Continue reading Cat Snacks →

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Cats, Dogs, Humor, Pets

Wake-Up Call

March 2, 2017March 13, 2020 tracykard2 Comments

My wife jabbed me in ribs this morning at 3am and asked if I was awake. I was. Then she asked if I could hear that sound. I could. It was hard to miss. Our 55lb dog was raucously trudging through our house looking for a suitable place to vomit. Then, he found it. We… Continue reading Wake-Up Call →

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Dogs, Humor, Marriage, Pets
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