NASA is now using my team’s software to analyze astronaut genomes WHILE THEY ARE STILL ONBOARD the ISS. This will undoubtedly prevent them from carrying back any parasitoidal alien DNA.
You’re welcome, Earth.
I guess this means I owe my 11th grade biology teacher an apology. I thought those frog anatomy worksheets he regularly assigned to me were just busy work, but all that coloring I did is finally starting to pay off!